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#1 Post by Bruce B »

I guess we all know by now if we kill enough furry animals, that PETA ladies might protest us by taking off their clothes.

Like I'm supposed to say, "No! Ladies please, put on your clothes! If you do, I'll stop eating tasty animals!"

Here is one thing I wasn't expecting from PETA, that PETA would develop a porn site to lure people to the site with sex. While giving you free porn, they can also try and encourage you to stop enjoying tasty animals and become a vegan.

My testimonial for their site if they want it: Vegan diet worked well for Steve Jobs, he became very mean, controlling, aggressive and rich. With all the money in the world, he bought the best medical care available, to try and save him from early death and decay.

The site is, as you guessed, is PETA.xxx If any of you ever thought you'd like to become a pornographer, this might be your chance.

Jenna Jameson, Pamela Anderson and other notoriously famous women will use their assets to help the cause.

I think they are in it for the porn and publicity.

I really think I can dig up the fur and leather ON these women. In the picture below, I present Pamela in Fur.
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My dog would happily live on a diet of nothing but kitty poo (dried or fresh, it doesn't matter) and toilet water. Would that meet PETA's standards?
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Flash wrote:My dog would happily live on a diet of nothing but kitty poo (dried or fresh, it doesn't matter) and toilet water. Would that meet PETA's standards?
You are in hot water with the PETA ladies, big time, because you are violating your dog's thirteenth amendment rights.

These ladies sued SeaWorld in San Diego for making slaves out of killer whales and demanded their release. What do you imagine they'd think of us? Almost makes me want to go and get get a steak and lobster dinner.

They'd have us do the humane thing and throw the dogs out of the house and let them fend from themselves in the freedom they deserve.

Killer whale spurs lawsuit

In another case

PETA in a lawsuit seeks the release of three orcas (also called killer whales) from San Diego and two at Orlando. “All five of these orcas were violently seized from the ocean and taken from their families as babies,
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One of my dogs I got from the pound. The other dog my neighbor initially rescued but after a few years told me he was going to take her to the pound if I didn't want her. She'll be 15 in December. The one I got from the pound appears to be a purebred German Shorthair Pointer (naturally she didn't come from the pound with papers showing her lineage, though I do believe she'd win prizes for her looks :) .) I couldn't ask for a better dog around the house. She almost never barks, doesn't get in the trash, chew things up, stink or otherwise make a nuisance of herself. I take her to the river 3 mornings a week, and there she's in her element. You can see the characteristics she's been bred for, though without proper training she just scares off every wild animal for a distance that would be too far away for a shot. If I were depending on her for a hunting dog, we'd both starve. :lol:
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Flash wrote:I take her to the river 3 mornings a week, and there she's in her element. You can see the characteristics she's been bred for, though without proper training she just scares off every wild animal for a distance that would be too far away for a shot. If I were depending on her for a hunting dog, we'd both starve. :lol:
I thought up a way you could possibly make extra dollars. We have golf courses with small man made lakes and ponds. Ducks, pheasants and other birds use the lake. Then they fly around carefully placing their chunky droppings on the green.

The logical thing is to shoot the fowl, then eat them. But there are often regulations prohibiting doing anything to get rid of them. But maybe not in a sane state such as Arizona.

Here's where you come in, find a golf course with varmints, peasants, pheasants or any kind of unwanted animal or unwanted fowl. Show the owners that your dog scares most everything off.

After the demo, offer to take your dog for a walk on their course regularly, in off hours, in exchange for a handsome price.

If PETA accuses you of using her for indentured servitude or slavery, STOP WALKING THE DOG. Just turn her loose on the course, while you sit under a shade tree. After she is done, ask her if she would like to come with you, back to your plantation.

Being a dog and all, she may not understand the question, but at least you asked your slave if she wants to come with you.

Then walk her to the plantation, then let her enter through a door on her own accord.

If PETA asks if you own the dog, release her in presence of the naked women, so they can see for themselves. If she returns on her own, tell the loose women and porn stars, "It appears the bitch owns me."

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#6 Post by 8-bit »

Sometimes, I think animal rights are taken too far by activists.
I am not supposed to harm say a dog or cat and doing so can result in jail time.
But If I had a dog attack my child, I would shoot it if that is what it took to protect my child.

I live in an area where people dump their unwanted pets and those pets end up at my door wanting food.
So if two cats show up and one feels sorry for them and feeds them, then you soon have a lot more than two cats.
According to animal activists, you cannot kill them without incurring jail time.
And Animal Control wants you to pay them for every cat you take to them.
I have thought about getting a cat eating/killing dog to take care of the problem. But then the dog would most likely be taken from me as being dangerous.
So what does one do to please everyone?
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#7 Post by Flash »

One cannot please everyone. All you can do is make sure that you please yourself. :)

The right thing to do would be to neuter, then shoot, the morons who allow their cats and dogs to breed indiscriminately, then dump the ones they don't want in your neighborhood.

I understand that feral cats are such a problem some places in the outback of Australia that people are paid a bounty to hunt them. I've owned several dogs who would have swum to Australia if they'd known that.
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#8 Post by kooliepup »

I got hit over the head by a teacher for using the word SWUM.
But then I also got hit over the head for spelling my cousin's name Graeme, when that is how it is spelled.
Those were the good old days when teachers were allowed to vent their sadistic tendencies.

Re; cat problem..
Not only feral cats.
Traditional to put the cat outside for the night.
In some places in Oz now it is forbidden.
Seems that cats' ability to keep the flying rodents (birds) population somewhat under control, is no longer acceptable behavior.
Can't put up a wind turbine if there is a Honeyeater nesting nearby.
The rats of the sky rule.

Cats and birds make excellent dog food. :twisted:
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#9 Post by ikaros262 »

In here, a dog is something an animal releases on the streets when they can't bother in person. It is amazing how many people brings dogs and then totally forget that as the owners they are obliged to feed them, wash them, prevent them from causing any trouble to their neighbors, people walking down the street or those who drive any vehicles, and respond for any damage they may cause. The dogs eat trash, breed and have puppies that are not either to be blamed for their stvpid "owners", but pay the bill anyway. There is no animal control department, you have no right to denounce or demand any refund for any damage caused by a dog including street accidents, wounds, bites and diseases transmitted by dogs, and you can't defend yourself because you are ill-treating the dog. But the most scandalous part is that in a pandemics such as leihsmaniasis they prefer to keep the infected animals alive instead of protecting their children and loved ones... I do think a massive dog sacrifice is something horrible and shameful, but not on the part of the authorities who try to apply it as a quick, desperate solution, but on the part of the very people who say vehemently that they defend dogs while they let such a situation happen, develop and reach a point where desperate measures are taken, in many cases in the name of safety??? Are not dogs meant to protect their homes and not the streets??? If I happen to crash a dog accidentally, I will feel sorry for the dog, and tell everyone not to give any more dogs to the so-called owner. Sad, but it is like this in the world below the equator. :roll: :roll: :roll: :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry:
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#10 Post by Flash »

Kooliepup, maybe you used swum incorrectly. :lol:
As I understand it, the problem with cats in Australia was caused by the genius who brought rabbits to Australia sometime around 1900. Prior to that, there just weren't enough animals in the outback to support much of a population of cats, so the cats people put outside for the night stayed close to home, where they had an assured supply of food and water. However, the rabbits, having virtually no predators in Australia to eat them, did what rabbits do - to the point of overrunning the continent. This provided cats with a reliable supply of food in the outback. But cats don't just hunt rabbits, they also hunt and kill animals native to Australia. This is why there is a bounty on cats in the outback of Australia.

Anyway, that's what I've heard.
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#11 Post by Adagio »

What you heard is correct.
The geniussesses also brought foxes, cane toads, birds, and all manner of weeds which now infest the whole country.

As to dogs cats and birds, it's not so easy to control birds, but yeah, it's moron people who are to blame for the animals rampant breeding.
And not only animals. People should need a permit to breed. Many should be incarcerated, or shot, for having bred.
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#12 Post by kooliepup »

Kooliepup, maybe you used swum incorrectly.
Yep, and maybe one of us was a dickhead.
However, the rabbits, having virtually no predators in Australia to eat them,
Not quite right.
Foxes are their main predator.
And my dog loves them.
He is doing his best to control the population, but they are breeding faster than he can eat them.

I saw a doco on TV once, of the rabbit-proof fence, which runs across the continent, from north to south.
The rabbits who were migrating toward the east, were stopped by the fence, and there must have been a hundred million of them. I kid you not.
Some guy drove his 4WD along the fence, and the rabbits were popping like bubble-wrap, and the 4WD was very unstable on its journey.

I hope you weren't having breakfast. :)


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#13 Post by Bruce B »

I want to introduce a new word to the language, but I don't know how to spell it.

How can I properly spell humane-i-ac?

Updates:

I learned that Lady Gaga recently wore fur and doesn't give a shit what the PETA women think about her.

One of the Kardashian sisters wore some fur and she liked it.

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8-bit wrote:Sometimes, I think animal rights are taken too far by activists.

I am not supposed to harm say a dog or cat and doing so can result in jail time.
There are some cats in your neck of the woods who can be very dangerous, they are your mountain lions.

Normally the cats won't prey on you. But there are exceptions.

I recently watched a video of a mountain lion attacking a bear three times her weight. If she will do that, she is certainly not afraid of humans.

The bear wasn't looking for trouble at all. His mistake was wandering too close to her and her newly minted cubs.

She left the cubs and when out and caused a major distraction for the bear by attacking him. Even though the bear could win, a mountain lion is still a very agile and awesome fighting machine.

Getting her to behave would have been a lot of work for a bear. He wasn't looking for a fight anyway, so he walked away. She used her noggin and let him go his way.

Suppose you wandered into her camp. Would you rather shoot her and risk going to jail or let her have her way with you?

I would opt to shoot her and just keep my fingers crossed and mouth shut in the hopes nobody will figure out who shot her.

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#15 Post by Rocco »

Bruce B wrote:a mountain lion is still a very agile and awesome fighting machine.
I've seen how impressive a killing machine an ordinary 10 lb house cat can be when it's so inclined, just the thought of a cat with a bad attitude that weighs 100 or more lbs scares the living bejesus out of me.
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First, I like animals, but that still doesn't put me as one who likes PETA or what the naked bitches represent in their seemingly hatred for humanity.

Here is the story

An omnivore in Russia killed a carnivore for killing herbivores.

From a PETA perspective, who's bad?

1) the omnivore
2) the carnivore
3) the herbivore

I think PETA would find the omnivore most guilty because she is human and for no other reason.

Details: A poor, very poor old Russian lady raised sheep, the wolf was killing her sheep. Having no gun, the lady killed the wolf with a big ass hatchet.

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#17 Post by mini-jaguar »

PETA is shit. Period.

They run KILL shelters in the US. If they animals don't get adopted, they kill them. End of story.
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Hello Bruce B,
My testimonial for their site if they want it: Vegan diet worked well for Steve Jobs, he became very mean, controlling, aggressive and rich. With all the money in the world, he bought the best medical care available, to try and save him from early death and decay.
If you read the book about Steve Jobs life it was his refusal to have an operating for cancer and try natural medicines instead that made his very curable cancer his death sentence by the time he finally had his operation.

My auntie dead of bow failure (Had pain in the stomach, went to hospital and was dead after a couple of days) brought on by years of eating nuts and so called healthy foods. Living a healthy life is no guarantee for a long life. I'm sure it helps and eating bad will also kill you early. I enjoy my food and do my best to not eat to much which isn't easy.

As for Porn I wonder what is really happening in that so call industry. How many of those involved are really there because they want to be... What is their mental state during and after leaving the Porn Industry. In reality the world would be a better place if there wasn't this easy access to Porn.

The human race still had a long way to go before everyone on this planet wakes up each day and enjoy what most of us take for granted...
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john biles wrote:Hello Bruce B,
My testimonial for their site if they want it: Vegan diet worked well for Steve Jobs, he became very mean, controlling, aggressive and rich. With all the money in the world, he bought the best medical care available, to try and save him from early death and decay.
If you read the book about Steve Jobs life it was his refusal to have an operating for cancer and try natural medicines instead that made his very curable cancer his death sentence by the time he finally had his operation.
I didn't read the book. However, I read a report from a man, a professor of high status in the medical community and he said about the same thing.

My recall goes something like this: Steve learned of the cancer while it was in its early stages and removing it would be a fairly safe way to go. However, he insisted on alternative treatments, after they failed, it was too late for the conventional medicine to save him.
john biles wrote:My auntie dead of bow failure (Had pain in the stomach, went to hospital and was dead after a couple of days) brought on by years of eating nuts and so called healthy foods. Living a healthy life is no guarantee for a long life. I'm sure it helps and eating bad will also kill you early. I enjoy my food and do my best to not eat to much which isn't easy.
Nicely stated.

john biles wrote:As for Porn I wonder what is really happening in that so call industry. How many of those involved are really there because they want to be... What is their mental state during and after leaving the Porn Industry. In reality the world would be a better place if there wasn't this easy access to Porn.
There is some kind of mental disorder, sorry I don't recall the name. People with the disorder cannot see themselves as others do. Michael Jackson probably had the disorder. I think many female porn stars who have very unnatural looking boob jobs and tattoos galore have the disorder.

I think if we saw some of the 'stars' off camera, we would have mixed feelings. They can generate and sustain female sex energy so powerfully a man can find it almost irresistible. On the other hand he will likely find the woman very repulsive.

As for whether or not they like it, I think a lot of them do, even to the extent of being addicted to it and most certainly wanting extend their careers.

I also don't think people of any gender enjoy sex with people who turn them off. Before things like standing tall, it was very, very hard to find a hard man. This alone might be an idea of how non-erotic some people find playing the role.

I've watched some xxx films and never finished one. Deep Throat are Caligula two that I didn't stomach enough to stay through.

On the other hand, I've watched romantic and erotic films and enjoyed them, but the filming is completely different and much more tastefully done.
The human race still had a long way to go before everyone on this planet wakes up each day and enjoy what most of us take for granted...
I wonder if we have it and lose it as life moves us along while we are not protecting ourselves from the loss of basic innocence and joy.

For example, if we put a few children together, they will find some way to have fun. Adults may just sit around and talk about things wrong in the world.

For one example; I took a child nephew to the beach. After helping him get over a small fear of the seashore, he started figuring all the things he could do. I clearly recall him screaming, "Uncle Bruce, this is a blast!"

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Oh yeah, Katie Holmes wore black leather pants the other day. I like it because it states that she doesn't give a shit about the Peta ladies or what clothes they take off.

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mini-jaguar wrote:PETA is shit. Period.

They run KILL shelters in the US. If they animals don't get adopted, they kill them. End of story.
There are also a lot of no-kill shelters in the US. I adopted my rescue-cat from one of these and they also put an ID chip in him and gave me a little collar ID tag with his name and phone number. He's a huge Tabby, 18 inches from his nose to the start of his tail and about 18 pounds! They charged a very small fee for admin. There are even "pure breeds" to be found in shelters. My sister fell in love with a popular breed in a shelter called a "Rag Doll" who had papers as well! No matter where you are in the world, you should be able to find a new friend at an animal shelter. So far, my big buzzball has not complained that the chip is controlling his thoughts, so everything's OK :lol:
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