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O.F.I.N.S.I.S.
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#1 Post by O.F.I.N.S.I.S. »

Hi.

Yesterday I registered to Elite Partner, a contact agency for singles in Germany.
Immediately got contact to 50,000 girls!

Here's the facts I mentioned about myself:

- not being infected
- a garage full of toilet paper

:D
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#2 Post by 8Geee »

8)

I'd almost bet if you wrote 100 ounces of gold in safe, instead of toilet paper, you would have had far far fewer responses.

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#3 Post by O.F.I.N.S.I.S. »

8Geee wrote:8)

I'd almost bet if you wrote 100 ounces of gold in safe, instead of toilet paper, you would have had far far fewer responses.

:lol:
Of course! :lol:

Damn, one can't trust anyone anymore. One of these girls had infected me by flu. So I was knocked out for some time. :wink:
It's probably unbelievable, though, we already have crime in Germany because of toilet paper.

- customers attacking supermarket personnel and cashiers because of toilet paper
- customers attacking other customers because of toilet paper
- they "steal" it from other customers, taking it from the shopping cart
- and they violently intrude into schools and kinder gardens stealing toilet paper

I'm looking forward to the day, when I can pay my food by toilet paper. This day one in year one after money, this day will be MY DAY, as I'm pretty well prepared for that day.

Not only the garage is made by size for two cars and two trikes by two levels. The toilet paper also is the very very good one:

- almost all have four sheets, some have five
- very well perfumed like Orange, Strawberry, Vanilla and even "Wiener Schnitzel"

This reminds me I need to secure that treasury... :?

Anyone knows where can I buy a used but fully functional tank? :D

I would pay up to ten packages from the five sheets edition! :lol:
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#4 Post by infromthepound »

We have plenty of toilet paper now.
There's supposed to be a beer shortage, now that's MUCH more important.
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#5 Post by 8Geee »

In Heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here, all our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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#6 Post by Burn_IT »

I tried to buy some Ambrosia milk pudding, but apparently all the supplies have been secretly bought up!
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