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He smuggled $165.000 worth of gold pucks from his workplace at the mint in his rectum.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ot ... -1.3843169

Oh, yeah, well, alright
We're jammin'
I want to jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow
We can do it anyhow
I and I will see you through
Cause every day we pay the price
With a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through

<snip>
For life is worth much more than gold

rokytnji wrote:

Oh, yeah, well, alright
We're jammin'
I want to jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow
We can do it anyhow
I and I will see you through
Cause every day we pay the price
With a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through

<snip>
For life is worth much more than gold

Once that song gets into your head its hard to shake.
Kinda like "Don't worry, be happy"

Whole new meaning for "pucker up"!!

he wanted to transfer the money to help his parents rebuild a house in Jamaica.

That was where I got the idea for my previous post. He might have gotten away with it but got too greedy and could not quit.

perdido wrote:He smuggled $165.000 worth of gold pucks from his workplace at the mint in his rectum.

Rectum?? Damn near killed 'im !!

Now that's funny, greengeek.

Current gold price is US$ 39,453.15 per kilo, which tells us that guy had 4.18 Kg or 8.8 Pounds of gold up his rectum.
He must have had a seriously strong sphincter, and a very, very funny walk!

tallboy

Not all in one go!!

Burn_IT wrote:Not all in one go!!

"customs agents at Hyderabad’s Rajiv Gandhi airport became suspicious after the man was spotted walking in an odd manner"
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/766 ... rt-Sajilal

Gravity will tell!

perdido wrote:customs agents at Hyderabad’s Rajiv Gandhi airport became suspicious after the man was spotted walking in an odd manner

And that was only 0.8 kg!

Customs officials find gold inside 45-year-old man after noticing his ‘suspicious movements’ at Colombo airport

Sri Lankan arrested for trying to smuggle 1kg of gold in his rectum
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... bo-airport

We don't need no stinking badges...err...suitcases.

perdido, I heard on the news that he was part of a smuggling ring, or maybe that was a gangster name for the sphincter?

tallboy

There were several smuggler rings, but the Customs wrecked 'em

The expression we use here: "to break one's *ss working" (a hard worker), makes a lot of sense here...

Gives whole new meaning to the wisea## expression:

Hold on, sweetcakes......I'm sh!tting gold, baby

Fake gold bars from the Canada mint.
"This Could Be Huge": Gold Bar Certified By Royal Canadian Mint Exposed As Fake

Same mint where a Canadian Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled $140,000 Of Gold Inside His Rectum

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There's gold in the bowels of the earth just waiting to get scooped out.
Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums

Lure them in and confiscate their bling-bling. If its good enough for Sir Paul Mccartney then its good enough for any body. God save the queen!

Coming to the point on the bling-bling tax.
"Here's one for you nineteen for me", all forgotten aboutonce knighted by those that confiscate.

Sid Vicious he is not, but I bet they looked in all his crevices.

I've heard of a mint with a hole but never a mint up a hole.