Canadian puck smuggler apprehended

[perdido]

He smuggled $165.000 worth of gold pucks from his workplace at the mint in his rectum.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ot ... -1.3843169

[rokytnji]

Oh, yeah, well, alright
We're jammin'
I want to jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow
We can do it anyhow
I and I will see you through
Cause every day we pay the price
With a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through

<snip>
For life is worth much more than gold

[perdido]

Oh, yeah, well, alright
We're jammin'
I want to jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin' too
Ain't no rules, ain't no vow
We can do it anyhow
I and I will see you through
Cause every day we pay the price
With a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through

<snip>
For life is worth much more than gold

Once that song gets into your head its hard to shake.
Kinda like "Don't worry, be happy"

[Burn_IT]

Whole new meaning for "pucker up"!!

[rokytnji]

he wanted to transfer the money to help his parents rebuild a house in Jamaica.

That was where I got the idea for my previous post. He might have gotten away with it but got too greedy and could not quit.

[greengeek]

He smuggled $165.000 worth of gold pucks from his workplace at the mint in his rectum.

Rectum?? Damn near killed 'im !!

[Flash]

Now that's funny, greengeek.

[tallboy]

Current gold price is US$ 39,453.15 per kilo, which tells us that guy had 4.18 Kg or 8.8 Pounds of gold up his rectum.
He must have had a seriously strong sphincter, and a very, very funny walk!

tallboy

[Burn_IT]

Not all in one go!!

[perdido]

Not all in one go!!

"customs agents at Hyderabad’s Rajiv Gandhi airport became suspicious after the man was spotted walking in an odd manner"
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/766 ... rt-Sajilal

[Fossil]

Gravity will tell!

[tallboy]

customs agents at Hyderabad’s Rajiv Gandhi airport became suspicious after the man was spotted walking in an odd manner

And that was only 0.8 kg!

[perdido]

Customs officials find gold inside 45-year-old man after noticing his ‘suspicious movements’ at Colombo airport

Sri Lankan arrested for trying to smuggle 1kg of gold in his rectum
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... bo-airport

We don't need no stinking badges...err...suitcases.

[tallboy]

perdido, I heard on the news that he was part of a smuggling ring, or maybe that was a gangster name for the sphincter?

tallboy

[Burn_IT]

There were several smuggler rings, but the Customs wrecked 'em

[Galbi]

The expression we use here: "to break one's *ss working" (a hard worker), makes a lot of sense here...

[belham2]

Gives whole new meaning to the wisea## expression:

Hold on, sweetcakes......I'm sh!tting gold, baby

[perdido]

Fake gold bars from the Canada mint.
"This Could Be Huge": Gold Bar Certified By Royal Canadian Mint Exposed As Fake

Same mint where a Canadian Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled $140,000 Of Gold Inside His Rectum

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[perdido]

There's gold in the bowels of the earth just waiting to get scooped out.
Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums

Lure them in and confiscate their bling-bling. If its good enough for Sir Paul Mccartney then its good enough for any body. God save the queen!

Coming to the point on the bling-bling tax.
"Here's one for you nineteen for me", all forgotten aboutonce knighted by those that confiscate.

Sid Vicious he is not, but I bet they looked in all his crevices.

[WIckedWitch]

I've heard of a mint with a hole but never a mint up a hole.