https://12step.org/references/12-step-versions/aa)
As the title and sub-title say.
Please paraphrase below, as you are inspired by your Superior Power ,Step 1
I admit that I am powerless over the PuppyLinux Forum — that my
life has become unmanageable.
the remaining 11 Steps.
IMO, the end result may be more comical if this is done in order (Steps
1 to 12), with one forum member inventing a paraphrase for each Step.
Or not! So please feel free to do as you like.
BFN.